Skywriting by Word of Mouth

blazeberg:

Tell a girl she has nice eyebrows and she’ll suck your dick right then and there

(via singasongtosaveusall)

siskyisoutofbusiness:

omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT

(Source: mountincest, via howtheyfly)

sometimes I feel so creepy liking pictures you post of yourselves but you guys are just so cute/handsome I can’t not like them

sorry

Rule #50 of Game of Thrones

azorahai:

Two Starks walk into a building. That is now officially one too many Starks in one place and one of them must die. 

(via laughing-corpse)